"Child Protection Diocese, is your desk like a plate of salad?"

"Meryl, what was your meeting like with Sister when you discussed with her your concern about child reporting an abuse as a mandated reporter?"

"She has a desk and her desk has no salad."

"What's in a salad, Meryl?"

"Lettuce, Tomato, salad dressing, olives, croutons......"

"Her desk doesn't have a salad?"

"No."

"What does her desk have, Meryl?"

"....no one protected."

"....and this woman got a Bishop's award for the diocese."

"Who?"

".....the one with no salad."

"Sister, can you tell me where the olive is?"

".....wait...um.... give me an award and I'll let you know."

"Sister, that's okay, the lettuce....just the lettuce.  Where's the lettuce?"

"..... ...... .."

"There's no point even to see a ready salad, Father.  What did she do with the award?"

"..... I don't know ask the Bishop."

"...grab the water gun and point at it to his head."

"What did you do with the award, Bishop?"

"Bishop, you need a salad."